May is a strange time of year. With all the graduation parties, mixed with the upcoming panic about it almost being beach season, May can wreak havoc on a woman’s sense of self-worth!
Because your coworkers are stressing about throwing the best party for their teen before sending them off for a trip, or to college, and you haven’t even thought about starting your family.
All those nubile bodies flaunting their youth in bikinis and short shorts, while you have to work hard to keep yours just from jiggling. Then, they’ll be flooding into your office as interns and ambitious little hotties.
They’re going to be your competition, soon, in more ways than one, and not just imaginary threats, either – they’re going to be out in the dating scene, too.
Don’t just sit there in your silent reverie about how hot you used to be, or how behind the times you are from your coworkers who are celebrating the fact that their parenting job is done. You’re right where you need to be! Except, you’re not on your phone, finding your own future.
You’re thinking: I’m supposed to find my future Mr./Mrs. Right on the phone? The quick answer is “yes”! You’ve looked everywhere else, right? Short of being perceived as a troll when all these grads hit the scene, you can check out thousands of hot and horny local singles by simply picking up your phone and putting it to good use.
Party chat lines are for singles just like you. Bulging with thousands of eligible people, just like you, who have lots to offer but either no time for, or luck with, traditional dating. You’ve lived through too much real life to worry about the follies of youth.
Let your experience guide you to a more efficient way of dating, and show those techie upstarts that you know how to use your smartphone in a way that they just don’t get.
By joining a dating line, and filling your days, nights and every free minute you’ve got getting to know all the eligible hotties in your area and zip code! Step into your own “new future”, full of exciting new romances!