Birthdays can either be the best of times, or the worst of times. It seems like there’s no in-between when it comes to how you feel with your special day looming on the horizon. Your friends are either swamped with their own personal obligations to help you celebrate, or so fired up about the chance to go out that they’re not hearing how all you want to do is curl up and spend the day in bed. They mean well, but they don’t get it when you’re feeling overwhelmed and underappreciated, wishing for that one special person who’d just get it.

Looking back over the last year, and every challenge you faced or shied away from. Lost or intentionally passed up opportunities to connect with someone. Or the break-up that, while you’re happy to be rid of the drama that person brought into your life, has left you feeling the empty space they used to occupy. So you become morose and worried about what this next year of life is going to bring. More of the same? Maybe it’s time to just resign yourself to being single forever, and find yourself looking up cat adoption sites in the middle of the night.

Since you’re already online, why don’t you use your phone for something more than pet adoption searches, and find someone you’d much rather snuggle up with! For as many feral cats up for adoption in your city, there are hundreds of singles out there, looking for you chatting on singles chat lines! The easiest and safest way to connect with thousands of sexy new friends is right there in your hand, and all you have to do is dial in! It doesn’t matter that it’s the middle of the night, because someone is out there, feeling alone, too. Chat lines are available 24/7, so you’re guaranteed to meet someone who can either keep you company for the night, or end up finding a special friend who can come over and make you feel orgasmic on your birthday!

Give yourself the gift of what you really want, without spending a small fortune or overindulging in sweets and treats that might add to next year’s diet resolutions, plus a huge vet bill for this year’s pussy-on-a-whim. Give yourself the opportunity to find a real partner! Call in NOW!